The next time you wait at the airport baggage claim, you will think that maybe you will rotate a little on the conveyor belt
Feel the twists and turns of the world as you watch it slip
I suggest you think about it again.
Because those clearly say \"Danger!
Please step back and don\'t play on your luggage
The claim machinery \"has a good reason. Me.
These signs seem to be common today.
But for a while
Before I jump on the carousel and move fast
Around, my trouser legs got stuck with the rubber strip, dragged, screaming in pain, over all 200-
Also, passengers waiting for luggage and passing through a set of swinging doors are dumbfounded-
When they don\'t exist at all
Do you know how I know?
Because I \'ve been doing this all the time and can\'t see any logo or security camera.
30 years ago, the baggage claim is a friendly place where you can go and get your suitcase and maybe sit on it for a while if you are in the mood.
But those quiet days will never last.
In retrospect, I thought I was pulled by my hair that afternoon near the DFW, which might just be crushing the straw on the back of the camel.
There was an incident in Nashville before, and if someone explicitly warned me not to play on the baggage conveyor belt, I might not pop up two knees when the conveyor belt 6 suddenly starts.
Denver, of course. there\'s a well there.
Placing a warning sign may prevent me from opening my head while riding a golf bag under the luggage chute, just like in a Splash Mountain.
After that, Syracuse, Phoenix, Tampa, Fresno, Paris, Nairobi, Tel Aviv, Heathrow, Sydney, Bangkok, Los Angeles International Airport, Peter and more.
Whenever the fire department is called in or I have to be knocked down by a helicopter, the airport is scrambling to issue a warning as soon as possible.
Soon, \"Be careful!
The belt may start automatically, \"Keep your hands and feet away from the Carousel \".
Yes, whenever you see \"this area under video surveillance\" printed with big, you can\'t-be-
Don\'t make a mistake if you haven\'t received the letter: Barry Clapson is there.
Someone said I ruined the good things for everyone and frankly I could see where they came from.
Riding on a conveyor belt can be a great time.
However, in my defense, my sacrifice prevented many people from being injured as many times as I did.
Not just at the airport.
When I was young, I would get off the plane, pack up my luggage, rent a car, and next, I knew that I was in a dangerous world, and there was always an uninterrupted danger waiting to trap me: I can only navigate the curve by slowing down my vehicle, flooding the bridge and getting me stuck in the rising water and the kids playing.
Deaf and Dumb children playing.
Now, they already have signs of all these things, but I am the one who has to learn them in a hard way.
Have you heard of a little thing called \"objects in the mirror may be closer than they look? That was me.
How about \"be careful, forklift area? Yours truly.
\"Do not operate the chainsaw drunk \"?
To be honest, it was me and the other two, but most of it was me.
I also played a great role in the invention of the defibrillator, albeit by accident.
I had been scalding myself with hot coffee long before someone sued McDonald\'s.
I pioneered the concept of reaching out and feeding crocodiles behind a fence in poor safety.
If any combination of age, weight, clothing, or fight inclination has you pop up from the moon bounce, you know exactly who to thank.
If you see me around
I will be a person who pays attention to his own business and will do my duty to comply with all the warnings issued --
Feel free to come and shake hands with a real living legend.
Look for the upcoming \"no lava within 50 feet of the school\" logo.